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From the Secret Journal of Barak Obama

What is the big deal about golfing… really. I am chagrined and relieved no one asked me to resurrect Mr Foley. It means they don’t believe me quiet as much as they used to.

But let me be clear Mr Foley and all the people raped, crucified and outright slaughtered by Isis are really martyrs. They gave their lives so I could fund my ObamaCare. Without their willing sacrifice(I know they would die for me, everyone loves me) all that money would be securing some little foreign country. Instead I have let my brothers run free and placed a mighty yolk on the evil American people.

Ahh, life is good. It is good to be the King

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